It's only 9:06 AM and do you care to know what I have eaten already? No? Well too bad!
- 2 bowls of Applejacks
- 1 apple cinnamon Nutragrain bar
- A buttload of cottage cheese with at least 13 pineapple slices
- Considering opening a pack of goldfish…
I'm starving....what can I do to stop this ass enlarging madness?