Fact #11: I used to be a big dork and collect hermit crabs.
Funny story…see random fact #9 above. Remember Jane? Well Jane is also in this story. You see, Jane and I were not normal kids; in fact sometimes we did some pretty wacky things. For instance, we used to share our pet hermit crabs. We would trade off each week. I remember one particular Sunday it was my turn to pick up the crab from Ali oops I mean Jane’s house. I put the crap in his cage and put the cage in my bicycle basket and was off to my house. Well, you see when I pulled into my driveway my twelve year old brain was not smart enough to think to slow down. As we (hermit crap and I) flew over the drive way bump, the crab cage flew out of my bicycle basket, the crab flew out of his cage and then the actual crap was evicted from his shell and splatted on my drive way. I looked down at the naked little crab and he was dead as dead can be. I took one more look at him and kicked him into the grass with no remorse. And today I feel kind of bad about it.