Fact #1 : One time, I had a doctor fart in my face.
It went down like this...
- My Brother and I were rollerblading in Aspen.
- He pushed me down a hill.
- I fell and broke three fingers.
- My Dad took me to the ER.
- The doctor had me lay down on the exam table while my dad and he observed my X-rays.
- Table was located in front of X-Ray light deal
- Table was same height as doctor's arse.
- Doctor farted.
- Lane gagged.
- It was not a small airy fart.
- It was a ripe ass fart.
- The end.
- I bet you can barely wait until tomorrow's fact-o-about-Lane-o.
3 comments:
One of your facts needs to be about how you feed your kid!
LOL. Dana did tell me about your feeding technique. Straight hilarious.
well, what the heck I want to know???
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