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I know you are all aware of the "25 Things About Me" application floating around Facebook. Well I swore I didn't have time to complete it all in one day, so here we are at day one. I will put all of my readers through 25 days of hell, giving one informative statement about myself per day. Sounds like so much fun, huh? From here on out I expect to lose about 25 readers per day, but whatever my Mama's got my back.  And quite frankly I think she might enjoy the next 24 days.

 

Fact #1 :  One time, I had a doctor fart in my face.

 

It went down like this...

- My Brother and I were rollerblading in Aspen.

- He pushed me down a hill.

- I fell and broke three fingers.

- My Dad took me to the ER.

- The doctor had me lay down on the exam table while my dad and he observed my X-rays.

- Table was located in front of X-Ray light deal

- Table was same height as doctor's arse.

- Doctor farted.

- Lane gagged.

- It was not a small airy fart.

- It was a ripe ass fart.

- The end.

- I bet you can barely wait until tomorrow's fact-o-about-Lane-o.